Madeline The Great

ORGIES!!!!!!! just kidding its resolution time but orgies may be part of that ;) more on that later. Here is my list of resolutions for the new year.
1) Loose 60 lbs to put it out there I started at 240 and 6'1" If you do the BMI its slightly obese and that is disgusting and completely my fault cause I just let shit go completely.
2) Let everything that happened in this circle jerk clusterfuck of a year and the one before go. That means no negative mentions of or being jerked aroung by the following pple: Shanna, Sam, CP, Pierce and probably others that I cant think of. They shall cause me pain no longer.
3) Take better care of myself. This mean no more tshirts and frizzy ponytail to class all the time. Keep nails painted. Generally just be more girly outwardly.
4) Make at least 3 new actual friends. I need to stop being such a total fucking social goddamn retard and interact with people.
5) Have a Sunday routine. Go to a movie every sunday update this site and read 30 pages from a book I actually enjoy. Routine is good for the soul if it happens one day a week and since I dont go to church or anything doing 2 or my fav activites isnt a bad idea.
6) Get a fucking bf. Not a dude I fall in love with without dating or a not yet out of the closet gay dude. Find someone I can care about and date. Which relates to 7
7) No mo virgin. Its time to grow up in a sexual manner. I am a very sexual person and its not appropriate to just get down with myself anymore. I want the first to be someone I can remember and have good memories with. After that, well... I have a feeling that I may turn into a bit of a whore. That isnt nescessarily a bad thing either. Tee hee.
8) Psychologically get better. I am still depressed but working out the shit which is part of the process but it needs to be done with. Being a mess is just not good practice.
9) Better grades. After the whole depression thing my grades plummeted from what I used to get. It shall be straight A's again not straight B's. My fucking gpa sucks.
Goddamnit MY LIFE WILL BE BETTER!!!! I AM CAPABLE OF DOING ALL OF THIS!!!! LET THE NEW YEAR MOTHERFUCKING BEGIN!!!!! THIS SHIT IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also I was on the jamhole today. Go to thejamhole.com and download their latest episode. They are an awesome podcast and such. You should listen to them even if I wasnt on there.

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I am sorry I havent posted in a week or so. I have been lazing around my parents house and havent been motivated to do much of anything. I think that I will only be posting whenever I feel like it and less like a job. I am a college student and have more important things to do. However there are a few things that you should know about. I changed the layout and stuff because it was irriating me and taking the webpage far too fucking long to load. I have a new theme song thanks to MC Chris. Nrrrd Grrrl. Its essentially an anthem to me a gals like me. I have been watching movies in order to escape my family in addition to all episodes of Rock of Love Charm School that were out so far. That for sure brought the lols. I liked all of the movies that I saw so I will just list them and encourage you to see them. Eastern Promises, Blood:The Last Vampire, Word Wars, The Day The Earth Stood Still (good 1950's version), Waterworld, and Mommie Dearest. I will no doubt watch many more movies in the coming days and I will let you know how much I like them.

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OK. So today is a beauty day so I am doing the whole pretty thing. Anyway I am waiting for my nails to dry so I was surfing, yes I am that good not to get polish on my computer, and found this delicious-ness. IT BRINGS THE LOLS HARDCORE. I TURNED INTO A LOLICOPTER!!!!! Also, I found this cover of the terrible song called Womanizer by Lily Allen. She is in my top 5 artists so judge me or whatever.

Whenever the end of the eyar comes there are always these top ten lists of whatever you want. I have posted some of my favorite viral videos of the year that you might not have seen.

Catching up on old daily show episodes I found this interesting. Huckabee is sooooo owned!

No it is not enough for the MPAA to control movies and to squelch all creativity out of them just because they are stuck up CUNTS!!!!!! They now want to conrol the internet also. Read this and have your head blown HARDCORE. If Obama actually does this I dont know what I will do I will probably flip 10 different shits and then repeatedly yell cock and fuck.
ANYWAYS...
I watched some mo movies yesterday and today.
Go- CRAP HARDCORE. ITs a cult movie that is highly reccomended and I just dont get why its so fucking awesome. From now on bad movies get no quotes. So no quote for you Go. How about you go suck a cock?!
Machinist- I couldnt finish it. I have had it at my house for like 2 months from netflix. I kept trying to watch it and thought I just wasnt in the mood. NOT TRUE it is just icky and gross and confusing. Not a fan.
No good movies so far. but watch this video clip of this super cute girl.


Once upon a time... from Capucha on Vimeo.

i have been compiling lists of things that i want to consume in one way or another (books, tv, food, and movies) and i want to post some of it here
The first is a list of foods that every human should eat i have bolded ones i have already eaten.

1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn, or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
27. Dulce de leche
28. Oysters
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
33. Salted lassi
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar
37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin
64. Currywurst
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant.
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake

I dont even think that I am even willing to try half the things on the list much less have an oppurtunity to eat them. But, I do have a pretty good head start.
I also have a 200 some page word document with movies I need to see. I will let you know how that goes but here are the movies I saw so far this week.
Burn After Reading-Coen Brothers havent made their best movie with this film but it wasn enjoyable if not completely ridiculous. "It's something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in - not counting my labor, and the... cost of the dildo. Those things aren't cheap. See, I'd like to......I'm not set up to mold hard rubber."
The Big One-An oft forgotten but still amusing documentary. It just follows him on a book tour which seems to show him within a less harsh political light. "They put vegetables on my fish filet. Fuckers. "
Deliver Us from Evil- This movie made me almost never want to have kids so none of this could ever happen to them. It is a documentary about a specific priest and how he molested many many children and the diocese let him get away with it. UGGGGGHHHH!!!!! Heebie jeebies!!! I cant pick a quote for this movie because it should just be watched all the way though.
Mad Max- I dont understand what is so motherfucking awesome about this movie i found it fucking boring and icky. DONT BOTHER TO WATCH THIS MOVIE. FUCK QUOTES FOR THIS MOVIE IT SUCKS
Times Of Harvey Milk- I watched this yesterday in commemoration of a day without gays. I cried and I am not ashamed to admit it. Fill in your own statements about equality and human rights here I think that you know what I am probably going to say. t was one of the most eloquent expressions of a community's response to violence that I've ever seen, and I think that we as Lesbians and Gay men, and all the straight people who where marching with us that night - and there were thousands - I think we said it. I think we sent a message to the nation that night about what our immediate response was - not violence, but a certain respect for Harvey and a deep... a deep... regret and feeling of tragedy about it, because Moscone had been our friend as well.
Speed Racer- VISUALLY STUNNING It almost reminds me of the way that Pushing Daisies is shot. A heartwarming story shot well. Its kind of like the kids version of george orwell which i can totally dig. I dont understand why this movie didnt do better ar the box office and with critics. "More like a "non"-ja. Terrible what passes for a ninja these days. "
Dark Knight- Even better the second time and I got my hands on a quality bootleg copy so it was pretty motherfuckin sweet. "I can make this pencil disappear"
Machinist- I am currently watching it after putting it off forever. Christian bale in this movie makes me feel physically sick with how skinny he is. ICK!
Thats all for now good bye folks!

I think that this lolcat isnt particularly funny but the cat thing is so adorable I cant even deal. Its balls to the wall cold outside and the weather goes from raining to snowing everyday. Tomorrow its supposed to snow so i am going sledding I will try and take some pictures.

New and exciting stuff. First, Twitter I have an account and you can see my last 5 updates on the right side of this site but if you want to follow me its here. Next, go to raffstar.com and register for an account. Basically you get to put in tickets for certain items and you get a certain number of tickets in a certain time frame. This is completely free and awesome. It supports charities that vary depending on prizes. Its pretty fucking sweet. In terms of being an awesome human being and making yourslef better you can use this site. Here is how it works, you answer multiple choice questions on various subjects and for every question that you answer correctly the website donates 20 grains of rice to a food fund. EVERY GRAIN COUNTS! If you are looking for something to give/get for christmas thats all goody goody try here. Basically these are micro-loans that help small buisnesses get off the ground in developing nations. You get the money back so its a win-win. If you want to buy ME a present you can get me a rabbit. Not a real rabbit an awesome geeky one. It reads things for you and other cool stuff and is terribly adorable. There is also a really cool animation about john lenon using an old recording watch and be amazed.

As you may know I love the colbert report and the daily show. Here is the best of colbert for this month. KANYE WEST VERSUS STEVEN COLBERT!!!!! Here is the begining.


What was the result you ask? Well here it is... btw AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!

I want you to weigh in on this debate i found it very interesting here it is

Friend's name is so sick of people praising Juno. Can we say adoption propaganda?!

i dont think its propoganda its just the story of one girls choice i know its touchy for you but it really is just a sweet and funny story thats all

Actually, if you look more into it you'd understand why I think it's adoption propaganda. It's not just my feelings, it's the feelings of so many. It's an inaccurate portrayal. You cannot birth a baby and not come in contact with it, let alone close your eyes, before signing any papers [it's illegal]. Second of all, closed adoption was a thing of ... Read Morethe past. It's a great disservice for adoptees to have a closed adoption. That means, no identifying information. Infants grieve the loss of their mother post relinquishment. An infant is not a clean slate to mold, they have a past. While Juno is a story of one girl's choice, which I fully support everyone having a different reaction to different situations, I don't think it's fair to put a movie out that depicts relinquishment being something you move on from. With the growing billion dollar industry we call infant domestic adoption, I see the film as propaganda. Girls are already solicited enough as it is. Even on facebook there are ads. You know those, "Pregnant? Need help?" ads are so often links to adoption agencies. Sorry, but it's something I feel very strongly about. I know too many birthmothers whom were tricked, coerced, and lied to about adoption. It was a very cute and funny movie overall, I just don't like the message.

well i just dont see it that way because they never actually see the end result and what the actual legal processes are in detail plus it is a fictionalized account if they showed all that it would be boring to most of america when you watch a movie you want to escape not be in touch with reality it is also written by a stripper who probably has ... Read Moreno idea about adoption or abortion in addition is any portrayal of adoption in a movie propaganda because thats what it seems like from what you are saying i think you are reading too much into the movie and i dont deny that adoption is something that young mothers are tricked into everyday it just seems like a strange match to pick this movie to illustrate your point

i wasn't picking this movie to illustrate any point, I was just venting about it. It's BS that society has yet another means to fill young girl's heads with BS about adoption. I guess you're right, a true-to-life portrayal would be too boring for Americans to watch... so happy-go-lucky was the better choice. While you have a point, people watch ... Read Moremovies to escape and not be in touch with reality, that doesn't mean the overall message isn't ingested by the mass of young people watching the film. While it is only a film to some, to others it is so much more. Interesting that it was written by a stripper, interesting fact that I didn't know. I guess with this we'll just have to say to each their own. I'm glad you're in check with reality enough to know it was completely fictionalized. I just hope that others are smart enough.


SOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU THINK OPEN YOUR PIEHOLES

I know that lolcats are tired but this one is really actually funny. I am staying up all night to flip my schedule. Right now I sleep during the day and stay up at night. While that works for partying it docent do much for me cause I haven't been able to do much socially. Anyways a normal schedule awaits me tomorrow. So instead of the basic geeky info I have been giving I have some actual interesting stuff to tell you.
THis week I read the book Nick and Norahs Infinite Playlist and it was brilliant. The movie seemed to be a pretty accurate adaptation of the book possibly with less abarasive music. I am not sure I only saw half of the movie.
I have been watching a lot of movies lately because of my messed up schedule so if you haven't seen the following movies rent them, I have included my fav quotes to give you an idea of how awesome they are.:
Surf's Up: Not a big fan of non-pixar animation movies but this one is legitimately funny. " He's a dirty trash can full of poop"
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels: This was finally available on Hulu so I finally got around to watching it. FUCKING BRILLIANT! I always kind a thought guy ritchie was a twat and marrying/divorcing madonna didnt help but when it comes to films he is brilliant. "Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy round for explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry's lost his rag. Reached out for the nearest thing at hand which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it."
Evenings With Kevin Smith: There are three dvds of his talks and they are all fucking hilarious and the first two are on netflix watch instantly. "That's why you'll never see my name next to Scorsese, Woody Allen, and Spike Lee. Scorsese speaks a lot at NYU, and I'm damn skippy no one's ever been like, "I'll suck your dick for five bucks!"
The Craft: I sware I am the only teenage girl my age alive who hasnt seen this movie so I thought it was nescessary. It was terribly amusing. Which means to say amsuing because its terrible. "You know, if I were as pathetic as you are, I would have killed myself *ages* ago. You should get on with it."
Angel-A: This movie is hilarious and uplifting. Panned by the critics but not by me. "* Legs spread wide open after leaning back in a chair showing all of a pair of panties and smiling like she doesnt even know*"
Paprika: A beautiful anime about dreams and the true feelings inside each of us. Excellent and almost like a dream itself. "Don't you think dreams and the Internet are similar? They are both areas where the repressed conscious mind vents."
Jane Austen Book Club: Yeah its a romcom but slightly smarter than most cause my favorite author is the center of it. Squishy feelings and happy endings are all fabulous but romcom scripts are mostly the same insert your own quote here.
Capturing the Friedmans: A scary documentary tale of what happens when two men in a family are (falsely?) accused of a sex crime. The family devolves quickly. It shows how facts can be skewed and the way that people behave towards each other.
My Kid Could Paint That: Much in the same vein as Capturing the Friedmans it shows the way that people interact with each other. It also makes you question the nature of truth and what "real" art is. A little supposedly can paint beautiful modern art paintings. " That idea that art is not really about some truth, but it's about some lie being foisted on the public. There's a debunking quality to it. This seems genuine and honest. But abstract and modern art in general are a kind of racket, a put on."
Akira: This is supposedly one of the greatest movie animes of all time. Personally, I think the visuals are lacking but maybe thats becuase I am so familiar with the style that came after this. The story is quite excellent however and I wanted to see the original before they probably perverted it for the upcoming remake. "He's not your friend, he's ours! If somebody's gonna kill him, it should be us"
Next entry should be music related. Right now I am catching up on tv episodes. I love break. On a side not there is now a music player that features my most played music in itunes as of now. Also there is a new layout/decoration let me know what you think.

I am back. Finals were terrible but I have gotten two B's back so far. Lets see what the other two are. I have been sick and busy. Mostly with like earth shattering revelations and depression and nonsense. Its not something I want to get into but I am morphing into the beautiful butterfly I should be (sarcastic tone included in that sentiment). Anyways... Here are some more podcasts and now blogs cause Rososo is finally back up.
Podcasts:
Totally Rad Show: Three super cute boys go over movies, games, tv and comics in a particularly hilarious fashion.
The Digg Reel: Same concept as Diggnation except with the videos on Digg
Epic Fu: Epic is my favorite non sware word ever so I typed it into itunes and found this podcast as a happy accident. Zadi hosts a show that wraps up the awesome geekyness and upincoming crap on the internet every tuesday.
Blog:
Zero Punctuation: There is only one reason I fucking go to the escapist and that is Zero Punctuation a weekly video game review that makes me PISS MY PANTS. It comes out every wenesday.