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i watched the vma’s today. usually they are crap but i do like to know who wins. this year they chose a delightfully funny british man and i nearly pissed myself. i do not think that most of the audience appreciated it though. do not ask me how i found this device but needless to say that i did. this is fucked up. i have always wanted to pee standing up without dripping issues but have never felt propelled to buy a gadget to aid me in doing so. this is completely and terrible useless but still awesome. also a group called improv everywhere is coming to chicago. they do really awesome stunts that are like pranks but without the harm. on the 28th they will be doing an mp3 experiment. check out their site for details. the terrible looking movie bangcock dangerous premiered this weekend. it did terrible. i don’t know how hollywood allows such crap to be released and be astonished as to why. they need to stop blaming piracy and start looking inward. here is an idea: start investing in new talent and ideas instead of renewing franchises or making remakes years later.
t.v.
actually online t.v. to be more exact. i have recently been watching two series made by some of the same people. the first is abagails x-rated teen diary. its fucking hilarious but really hard to describe. this is my favorite “entry”. also i really enjoyed goodnight burbank which is really hilarious too. i have been trying to find internet tv thingys that are of real quality ever since dr. horrible came out. i cam currently checking out dead end days and stranger things and will let you know how those turn out soon.
music
i was going to tell you about tokio hotel and natalie portmans shaved head. but both of these bands that i have found have been ruined. one because tokio hotel got a vma and two because it was featured on perez hiltons website. so then i decided to do empire of th sun wich was featured on epic fu and they have lovely taste. but then perez hilton ruined it again for me and posted a video by them. he keeps beating me to all these new artists. i love these bands but feel like my chance to share them with someone has been taken away. anyway if you havent listened to either of them check them out. instead i am going to talk about the pipettes. they are from england. they sound like very 50’s and stuff. whenever i hear them i want to put on a lovely dress and some patent leather shoes and little white gloves. they sing about contemporary stuff but they make me deliciously happy.
i watched the vma’s today. usually they are crap but i do like to know who wins. this year they chose a delightfully funny british man and i nearly pissed myself. i do not think that most of the audience appreciated it though. do not ask me how i found this device but needless to say that i did. this is fucked up. i have always wanted to pee standing up without dripping issues but have never felt propelled to buy a gadget to aid me in doing so. this is completely and terrible useless but still awesome. also a group called improv everywhere is coming to chicago. they do really awesome stunts that are like pranks but without the harm. on the 28th they will be doing an mp3 experiment. check out their site for details. the terrible looking movie bangcock dangerous premiered this weekend. it did terrible. i don’t know how hollywood allows such crap to be released and be astonished as to why. they need to stop blaming piracy and start looking inward. here is an idea: start investing in new talent and ideas instead of renewing franchises or making remakes years later.
t.v.
actually online t.v. to be more exact. i have recently been watching two series made by some of the same people. the first is abagails x-rated teen diary. its fucking hilarious but really hard to describe. this is my favorite “entry”. also i really enjoyed goodnight burbank which is really hilarious too. i have been trying to find internet tv thingys that are of real quality ever since dr. horrible came out. i cam currently checking out dead end days and stranger things and will let you know how those turn out soon.
music
i was going to tell you about tokio hotel and natalie portmans shaved head. but both of these bands that i have found have been ruined. one because tokio hotel got a vma and two because it was featured on perez hiltons website. so then i decided to do empire of th sun wich was featured on epic fu and they have lovely taste. but then perez hilton ruined it again for me and posted a video by them. he keeps beating me to all these new artists. i love these bands but feel like my chance to share them with someone has been taken away. anyway if you havent listened to either of them check them out. instead i am going to talk about the pipettes. they are from england. they sound like very 50’s and stuff. whenever i hear them i want to put on a lovely dress and some patent leather shoes and little white gloves. they sing about contemporary stuff but they make me deliciously happy.


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